A Game About Poor Life Choices 

Like that time you tried to be healthy and ordered a salad and your friend ordered fries. 

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Fry Thief box


Two Player Mayhem

Fry Thief was designed as a game for couples (where there's almost 100% chance of a fry thief).

Games take about 10 minutes.

"This is the best game in the history of games, or the planet, or both." 

- Some fake reviewer

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  • Launch day discount
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Asymmetrical

2/3rds of the cards are different for each player. If you ordered fries you play the yellow side. If you ordered a salad (gross) you play the green side.

"This is my life." 🤦‍♂️

- John Smith

"I just wanted a taste." 🤷‍♀️ 

- John's Girlfriend

Order Your Fries

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  • Launch day discount
  • One lucky person will add their likeness to the game 
  • Three chances to win a deluxe edition of the game